Suzuki Hondie and The Cookie Kingdom

      This was a collaboration with some friends, I don't want to take all the credit, have fun reading!                  

Fortunately, Suzuki Hondie ate a cookie. Unfortunately, Suzuki got food poisoning, and had to rest before he could begin his journey to the cookie kingdom. Fortunately, the poisoning had worn off and he continued into the cookie kingdom. Unfortunately, the milk guards were defending the entrance to the cookie kingdom. Fortunately, he was determined that he could bribe the guards with Oreos, but not just any Oreos only Double Stuf. Unfortunately, they considered that cannibalism, and beat up Suzuki. Fortunately, Suzuki was somewhat smart, and ate the cookie guards. Unfortunately, the guards were poisoned, just in case this happened.

Fortunately, Suzuki had an antidote from his last poison cookie. So Suzuki proceeded to the heart of the kingdom, and into the castle. Suzuki went right up to the Cookie King and demanded a lifetime supply of cookies, or else. The Cookie King refused, so Suzuki ate the cookie king and took all of his subjects, and lived the rest of his life sitting on his couch, eating cookies.