Pickle Man

One night I was walking in the general

direction of somewhere, and I saw a

man in the distance. He appeared to be

wearing some sort of suit. As I got

closer, I realized his suit was made out 

of pickles! The pickles looked pretty 

good. So even though he was a grown 

man, alone in the dark, and wearing a 

pickle suit. I decided to walk up to him

and ask for a pickle. I tapped him on 

the shoulder and he turned around 

slowly, almost as if he was expecting

me. I asked him if I could have a 

pickle. He said nothing and unclipped a
pickle from his suit, and handed it to
me. Without a second thought I 

took a bite out of the pickle and

I almost fell over in shock. It was

the best pickle I had ever tasted!

I looked up back at the man to 

realize that he was gone. I looked 

back at my hands to discover that 

the pickle juice had disappeared from 

them and that's when I realized,

I was wearing the pickle suit!