Hi I'm Mr. Martini, a salesman who is
going to talk to you about cloud
insurance and why YOU need it.
Cloud insurance isn't like car
insurance, or house insurance, or
any of that RIDICULOUS
unnecessary stuff. Cloud insurance
is very important. You see, clouds are
made up of water, a highly dangerous,
toxic liquid. This liquid is the MOST
DANGEROUS substance know to man.
When the clouds are angered because
you didn't eat your green beans or
something that might anger a cloud,
they will start to rain this horrific
liquid onto your very home.
Do you want that on your conscience
ever time you see a cloud? Call us
now for more information at
1-800-cloud.
1 comment:
Hello, my name is Nick Holpher and I want to purchase this cloud insurance. Where can I go to discuss this very important matter? Just call me at 123-456-7890 or you-rca-ncer.
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