Saturday, May 19, 2018

Weirdest dream ever

πŸ˜‘The weirdest dream I ever had.

The dream that made me go, what was I thinking πŸ’­. In my dream my (most recent crush ) and I were in an air plane and we were the only people on the plane, but this is weird part— I was well.....
flirting.        

Okay yes ME flirting It was weird because he was enjoying me failing at it . So as I say "so (crush) why are you going to pairs?" And he says "I am going to go break up with my girlfriend." Insert dramatic moment here.                                                                                                      

So I have the nerve to tell him "I am so gay for  you ." But his face said wait huh what???.

 So readers I know were you are siting or standing dont fall over laughing 😑 This is were I start cry because dream me can't get her act together.

So I explain that gay means happy and stuff. So what happens next is well... um...he proposed to me then I woke up and haha (inserted sarcasm here)am downstairs in my basement with a rubix cube and something funny we don't own any rubix cubes so... I will let you figure that out and tell me it has been two months since that happened and I still have the cube to this day.

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