Thursday, December 7, 2017

Funny Christmas Jokes

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley

Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?
 Because he had low elf esteem.


What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish



What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
Santa Paws!



What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
Looks like rain, dear!         (I did not make this )

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