Today, I ate a potato. It was no ordinary potato though, for it was filled with raw potato. Shh, don't judge yet, for raw potato is not the inside of an ordinary potato. When I say raw, I mean… well, I don't exactly know.
At first, when biting into the potato, I felt scared. Only because nearly everyone of it's eyes were staring right at me. That should have been hint enough, but I thought nothing of it at the time. I should have known all he wanted was to get lost in my blue eyes.
The moment my tongue touched the sandpaper like vegetable, I fell in love. I literally fell in love! In my head, I was wondering what it would be like to go out with a raw potato. Would I feel completed? I mean my best friend goes out with boys for whatever reason, and she says they make her feel complete. I wonder if it would be hard to tell my parents.
Then, without thinking… NO! I had bitten off the head of my beloved potato. As I did, the rest of his already dead plant cells went from raw to full. As he died in my arms, I kissed him goodbye and vowed to never eat a raw potato agin. Goodbye my enamorata.
Caution, if you are reading this, it means that the raw potato was indeed part of a potato that was raw.
At first, when biting into the potato, I felt scared. Only because nearly everyone of it's eyes were staring right at me. That should have been hint enough, but I thought nothing of it at the time. I should have known all he wanted was to get lost in my blue eyes.
The moment my tongue touched the sandpaper like vegetable, I fell in love. I literally fell in love! In my head, I was wondering what it would be like to go out with a raw potato. Would I feel completed? I mean my best friend goes out with boys for whatever reason, and she says they make her feel complete. I wonder if it would be hard to tell my parents.
Then, without thinking… NO! I had bitten off the head of my beloved potato. As I did, the rest of his already dead plant cells went from raw to full. As he died in my arms, I kissed him goodbye and vowed to never eat a raw potato agin. Goodbye my enamorata.Caution, if you are reading this, it means that the raw potato was indeed part of a potato that was raw.
Keep in mind, this is only fiction and I would never eat a raw potato.
7 comments:
This is by far, the best post yet. R.I.P potato boyfriend
This is hilarious I could not stop laughing. Pleas keep righting things like this and yes R.I.P potato boyfriend we will miss you.
I want to thank you guys for the support. I love how amazing it feels to get nice and funny comments like these! Thanks.
This is the most funniest post on the blog right now. My favorite part was the Whole thing, but I really liked the picture.
Haha this is hilarious. So long beloved potato boyfriend
This is so funny, you have a great sense of humor! Do you miss the raw potato?
I love your patato photo did you make it.
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